015 Interesting experience
It was almost nine o'clock when I got home. Because Zhou You's back pain, the roads behind him were all walking. Although Wanton insisted on carrying him home, Zhou You still had shame.
After turning on the TV and ordering Wanton to sit on the sofa and not move around, Zhou You ordered takeout and took a shower. After coming out, he saw Wanton watching the TV with concentration, and breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, he is still a child.
It is really too much for this immortal and demon to die together. Is it necessary to deal with such a little witch who has not grown all over her hair?
Just as he was thinking, wonton suddenly smiled coldly as he watched the TV: "Hmph... I understand, as long as I sit in his position... this plane is mine..."
Zhou You's heart was terrified.
She wants to kill someone and seize power?
Could it be that she is really a very cunning demon king. She knows that immortals and demons have set up magic circles together and are controlled by others. She pretends to be a stupid child just to find opportunities to kill people and seize power?
Zhou You looked at the TV in horror, and the appearances of big figures appeared in his heart.
The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.
If Willon really wants to assassinate those people and seize power, he must make a choice.
However, a voice came from the TV, "Long live the emperor, long live the emperor."
It was a Qing palace drama, with a bunch of concubines kowtowing to the emperor.
“…”
OK, that makes sense.
Wonton found that Zhou You had finished taking a shower, and quickly pointed to the TV and asked, "Shopkeeper, you are so strong, why don't you be the emperor? I'll help you."
Zhou You wiped his head and said, "This is a TV series, a nonsense story."
"story?"
"It's just a fabricated thing, usually for entertainment."
"Entertainment?" Willon stared at the TV for a long time before glaring, "I understand, ordinary humans fantasize about becoming the emperor and conquering the world, right?"
"That's your fantasy... In such a drama, the emperor is just a public seeder, and everyone will not substitute him."
"Then...why do you think of this?" Willon showed an incomprehensible expression.
"This question is very deep. You can't explain it even if you call a university professor. Just understand it slowly."
Wanton shook her head and said nothing. She just picked up the table lamp on the coffee table very skillfully and licked the light nursery with the light bulb inserted.
Zhou You then realized that she had removed the light bulb at some point and held the light holder, as if she was eating it as a lollipop.
Zhou You covered his forehead, not knowing what to say.
Teach it slowly, even pets will come little by little.
He then threw the remote control to Donton: "You can watch TV to learn about the earth. I will come to tell you when I'm fine."
"Oh." Willon didn't change the channel and was still staring at the TV, this time it was the look of research.
Just as the doorbell rang, the takeaway arrived, Zhou You ordered a hot pot for two people, and he planned to give it to everyone alone.
Take out the iced mineral water from the refrigerator and drink it, sit at the table and set up the lunch box. Only then can the fatigue of the day be relieved.
Zhou You picked up the chopsticks, first took the fish balls, then looked up. Wonton had thrown away the TV series and lay on the table and stared at him: "Um..."
Zhou You almost choked, took a big sip of water and swallowed it before asking, "Aren't you just eating nothing, just eating electricity?"
"It's like that in the Yuling plane, but now the body..." Willon rubbed his stomach and twitched his nose a few times, "The body became so strange... I really want to..."
"You can't use my electricity and eat my rice again." Zhou You looked at her in despair, his little abacus was wrong, and the 100 million yuan was probably going to be ruined.
"Then I... bear it." Wonton stared at Malatang in pain, and saliva flowed down from the corners of his mouth on both sides at the same time.
"..." Zhou You sighed, and still gave a box of wontons, "Use chopsticks..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Wanton pick up the lunch box and tilt his head, and start sucking.
“…Don’t get hot.”
Zhou You was still late after all. Wonton put down the lunch box in pain, his cheeks were bulging, his face was flushed, and he was about to cry again. It seemed that he was very hot.
"Spit it out first." Zhou You quickly picked up the lunch box and continued it for her.
Wonton shook her head vigorously with tears.
It seemed that she was reluctant to vomit it out again, so she fell into a painful stalemate, becoming more and more like a husky.
A minute later, she finally swallowed with all her might, holding the table with both hands and panting, and bursting with tears: "Sure enough... it's a terrifying experience... the earth is very interesting."
"...Forget it, just be happy."
Zhou You has been with Wanton for several hours. Before he knew it, his heart became bigger and bigger. He would try to correct Wanton and educate Wanton at the beginning. Soon he found that this was useless, and then he would gradually pretend that he had not seen it and enter a Buddhist state that was just happy.
The good news is that not long after Willon finished supper, he fell asleep watching the Qinggong Opera.
Logically speaking, if you are so dirty, you should take a shower. Just observe her physical condition and determine the similarities and differences between her and ordinary humans.
This is obviously a very necessary thing, but I always feel that I can't do it.
Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow.
After Zhou You packed up the table, he covered the wonton who was lying on the sofa. He was about to go into the house to sleep, but wonton sat up with his stomach covering his face. The expression on his face was very entangled and complicated.
"It's uncomfortable...think..." Willon frowned and covered his butt.
Doupupupupupupupupupupupupu!
It is the sound of B-BOX, which brings echoes.
"Wait!" Zhou You was in a mess, so he quickly pulled her up and flushed her towards the toilet and pressed her on the toilet.
Immediately afterwards, it was a terrible sight.
Zhou You covered his nose and cursed, "Aren't you gods? You're even more stinky than me."
"This... it's the first time I... this body... is so strange." Wanton sat inside, really embarrassed this time, "I'm sorry, the store manager, I'll try to make some fragrance..."
"Uh... I don't have to say sorry about this. Everyone is like this. It's already a good idea to be able to master this level for the first time..." Zhou You said through the door, "After finishing, you have toilet paper on your right hand, wipe it clean with that."
"Okay, use your right finger, right? Do you use all five?"
“…”
After that, Zhou You taught her to flush the toilet, wash her hands, and turn on and switch the shower nozzle.
Later, he downloaded early childhood education videos from the Internet, letting her watch the video to learn to take a bath, and to learn about her new body.
After taking a shower, wonton changed into the smallest sportswear of Zhouyou last time and walked around the bathroom. He didn't look like a clothes dryer before. Now he changed his clothes and he was like a clothes dryer.
Zhou You felt a little distressed when he looked at her rib-like body. As for her pale skin, it was probably anemia.
In the end, Zhou You gave her the nutritional express line to supplement her nutrition, which was considered as breastfeeding before going to bed.
Almost the moment he finished drinking the nutritional dollar, wonton fell asleep again and made a scent of snoring.
Zhou You also understood that all kinds of high and low demons are all about... When they come to the earth, they will turn into physical bodies. As long as she is locked and limited power, she is not much better than a Shiba Inu.
It's just that it's much more troublesome than a Shiba Inu.
Chapter completed!