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The black shadow stands, the ghostly spirit is gloomy and terrifying, and it is eaten by others.

The strange sounds were endless.

"Ba, that's right."

"Ba, that's right."

"Ba, that's right..."

Liancheng did have a look of seeing a ghost. It was not that he was scared, but that he was stunned. The black shadow he pulled out looked quite scary. He was either a boss or an elite leader in a horror movie, with a face that was born feudal and superstitious.

But my buddy can't catch people, nor can they eat people, they only know one thing.

He snapped his fingers like dementia, then showed a terrifying black teeth. Like Ersai, who was not wearing pants at the village head, his eyes were dull, and his performance smile had a negative IQ, and shouted: "That's right!"

This is what I almost got scared of a heart attack, and my hands and feet were sore and weak... The evil ghost

After lying down, I won’t bring such a low-end one if I don’t have a conscience!

Lian Cheng's expression was extremely serious, his eyes stared at the saliva at the corner of his mouth, trying his best to think about a crucial issue. If the picture is full of this strange thing that is filled with in his mind, then the 80,000 yuan is really more uncomfortable than eating shit.

The copper coins can't speak, but just used their thoughts to convey a picture similar to a movie to Liancheng.

In the picture, there is a Taoist with an eyebrow holding a picture of a hundred ghosts walking at night, driving the evil spirits to kill the enemy. Lian Cheng originally thought that the function of the picture of a hundred ghosts walking at night was to control evil spirits. If he could control ghosts, in today's era when the speed of hot information spreading is explosive, it would be too simple and easy to become famous in one go.

But this is all based on the premise that you are not a group of fools.

No, he is a fool.

Lian Cheng understood, no wonder these ghosts could only pee and demolish buildings in the unfinished building. Wait! He was stunned suddenly. According to these characteristics, some kind of creature with extremely high similarity seemed to appear in his mind.

Husky.

He has raised a erha who has a worrying IQ. That dog can't do anything except eating shit and making people mistakenly think that it can't eat shit!

Liancheng once bought a sweeping robot in a fashion manner. He still remembers the tragic scene of that day. He was unwilling to recall what kind of wonderful chemical changes a dog, a piece of shit and a hardworking sweeping robot would develop in half a second.

Regarding this matter, there is only one word left in memory, just apply it evenly.

Lian Cheng was still angry when he thought about it now, and couldn't help but curse: "I'm stupid!"

"Ba, that's right!"

"Are you mentally retarded?"

"Ba, that's right!"

Lian Cheng couldn't help it anymore. He lifted his hand and stuffed the mentally retarded ghost back into the painting, then put his arm in and pulled another ghost out like a prize-winning look.

This time it's not a mentally retarded, but a slut.

A timid girl in a flower skirt looked at Lian Cheng sadly, and kept repeating: "I love you, don't leave me..."

Liancheng never had the heart of the Virgin. He had no concern at all about the lives, past and causes of death of these ghosts. There was a difference between life and death. If the corpse turned into earth, don’t worry about the things in the mortal world anymore. It’s really boring.

He roughly understood what these ghosts actually exist. They are not substitutes for human death, nor have anything to do with the soul. They are just a memory that has not dissipated because of obsession and lack the most important wisdom and thinking of human beings.

There is no essential difference between them and the videos stored on mobile phones and the images played in cinemas on the Internet. They are all dead objects created by people.

There is no horror, no need to care about.

Liancheng regards them as tools. Ghosts do not need to pay attention to human rights. They do not have negative emotions such as inferiority, jealousy, anger, grief, etc. to reduce work efficiency. They are just one by one, one by one, and a code that can work.

Since he began to practice "The Collection of Qis", he has been sleeping for a shorter and shorter time, and it is enough to sleep for only two or three hours a day.

All night, he had been studying the pictures of hundreds of ghosts walking at night.

Liancheng tried many times before he had an example of successfully controlling evil ghosts.

"Say, I love Trump."

He knew it was hard to be a ghost.

The female ghost sister was still affectionate, her eyes circulating: "I love you, don't leave me."

"Say, I love Trump."

"I love...chuan...pu..." The ghost sister's expression became even more sad.

It's done!

Liancheng caught a few more distinctive ghosts. Some had no heads, some were missing arms and legs, and their shapes were obviously the masterpiece of Tony, the chief designer of the underworld.

The black gas in the Night Walking Picture of Hundred Ghosts has the function of repairing the ghost's body.

But Liancheng's problem is...

He only has brute force and knows nothing about cultivation and Taoism. The only introductory textbook "The Collection of Qi" does not include any practical operation methods at all. Just like the first course of primary school students is "A Brief History of Time" and "The Wealth of the Country", which is not a joke!

I want to learn the happy formula table of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division and nine nine!

Lian Cheng looked at the few crooked melons and cracked jujubes caught from behind, one looked more than the other, and one was more distinctive than the other. Those who jumped off buildings, were car accidents, and were swollen in water. In short, there was no human appearance!

With this comparison, Brother Fool and the girl with the floral skirt look much more pleasing to the eye.

He held the camera, changed into a warm filter, dimmed the light as much as possible, and took a photo of the side face of a crazy girl. The electronic photo was sent to the computer and enlarged it.

Liancheng is happy.

In the dim light, the girl in the flower skirt was filled with her eyebrows and eyes and looked at the night. She couldn't tell that she was a ghost at all. She was clearly a young model with a shallow foundation! The smile on the corner of her mouth made people itchy.

"Perfect."

He finally found the correct usage of these ghosts.

Lian Cheng pinched the sister's arm in the flower skirt and asked her to change her pose. Her skin was cold and hard, like pebbles, and the feel was very disappointing. Unlike silicone dolls, these ghosts' bodies were closer to the texture of large clay figures.

This girl must have been a sought after little beauty during her lifetime.

Lian Cheng said intimately that her beauty had a poor life. As soon as she felt a hint of pity, she heard the girl in the flower skirt muttering: "I love... Trump, don't leave me..."

The atmosphere was completely ruined.

Lian Cheng sighed with great pleasure. He stuffed the ghosts with few legs back into the night walk of the hundred ghosts, and then pulled Brother Si.

Brother Fool should be an honest person during his lifetime. No matter what you say, he will snap his fingers and agree: "Ba, that's right!"

Liancheng thinks this is not OK.

Even if you are a ghost, you have to learn to reject others. There is no good ending for honest people. He taught him word by word: "Saying, completely fabricated, has been dealt with by lawyers."

The fool still didn't forget his signature snap of his fingers: "Bang, completely fabricated, and has been dealt with by the lawyer."

Lian Cheng was very satisfied: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, that's right. You have to learn to fight back and make sophistry. You are too soft-hearted, so you died so early." He flipped through the pictures of the Hundred Ghosts' Night Walk and caught a lot of new Ghosts, but each of them were disabled.

What can a group of obedient ghosts do

There are so many things you can do. But there is a prerequisite, at least it must look like a person.

Only black gas can repair the bodies of these ghosts. But if you want to use black gas, you have to improve the realm of "Yuqi Ji" to a higher level. You have to take protein powder to help you exercise, and you are also indispensable for practicing medicine. Qi Qi San is put on the agenda as soon as possible.

Even if you are in a silence, you have to respect objective laws.
Chapter completed!