When Zheng Da heard that Qin Guan was going to tell a joke, he stopped watching Qianqian, the beautiful girl in the stands and shouted, "Brother Shaoyou, what jokes are, hurry up and listen to them."

Han Yu also looked over, was aroused by interest, and looked at Qin Guan with big eyes.

Even the little book boy behind him was staring at Qin Guan.

Qin Guan cleared his throat:

"By the way, there was a lustful corrupt official who wanted to get a satisfactory concubine, and sent people to choose from others, which made the people uneasy. Later, a wise man came forward and recommended himself to match the matchmaker and asked the corrupt official what kind of concubine he wanted to marry. The corrupt official said, "What I want is: cherry mouth, apricot kernel eyes, crescent eyebrows and fairy face, no food and drink, no clothing, no gossip for all four families." When the wise man heard this, he smiled and said, "Come on, there is such a woman in my village." Now the business has signed a marriage date."

"On the day of the wedding, firecrackers were ringing, and the gongs and drums were very lively. The sedan chair was carried to the corrupt official's residence, and the corrupt official happily stepped forward and uncovered the bride's cover. After seeing it clearly, he was furious. It turned out that there was a clay-fetal girl in flowery clothes in the sedan chair."

"The corrupt official asked the wise man angrily, why did you carry a clay statue for me? What's the reason? The wise man smiled slightly and said, "Sir, this is what you want, "a little cherry mouth, apricot kernel eyes, crescent eyebrows, fairy face, no food, drink, no clothing, no gossip, no gossip, no gossip,"

After hearing the joke, Zheng Da laughed and said to Han Yu: "Brother Han, it is the cherry-mouthed apricot-core eyes you want. You won't be that corrupt official, hahaha."

Han Yu ignored Zheng Da at all.

However, he looked at Qin Guan deeply. I don’t know if this joke has existed before or is made up by Qin Guan. If he had written it after listening to his own words, it would mean that Qin Guan is not as stupid as people say.

On stage, Qianqian began her talent show.

Blowing the flute.

Elegant and charming movements.

The audience in the audience kept applauding, the atmosphere was very warm, and some people had already started to give rewards.

"Mr. Liu rewarded twenty orchids."

"Zhu Xiucai rewarded ten plum blossoms."

"The king rewarded two roses."

The hall was very lively, and everyone was optimistic about this charming girl Qianqian.

Zheng Da also applauded and applauded, slapped the table and shouted: "Come here and give me ten roses."

A servant ran over with a flower basket, but Zheng Da didn't pay the money. Then he turned to Qin Guan and said, "Brother Shaoyou, I'm calling you for you. Leave an impression on Miss Qianqian. I'll have the chance to kiss Fangze tonight, pay for it."

Qin Guan was stunned, he could still play like this.

It's just some money. Qin Guan won several thousand guan. He didn't care about this little money. He waved his hand and said, "How can ten roses be worthy of Miss Qianqian? Guy, I'll give Miss Qianqian a hundred roses."

He took out a stack of money casually, took out a hundred-ton coins and handed it to the servant.

The guy took it with a smile and shouted loudly: "Qin Guan, Master Qin, I will give Miss Qianqian a hundred roses."

Hearing this number, everyone in the hall looked over and saw who was so generous.

On the stage, Miss Qianqian also stopped playing, looked at Qin Guan's table, showed a charming smile at Qin Guan, bowed slightly, and opened her red lips: "Thank you Mr. Qin to show your love."

Zheng Da leaned over and said in Qin Guan's ear: "Brother Qin, Miss Qianqian has noticed you. Work hard tonight and maybe you can be a Caihualang."

"Brother Zheng has no idea?" Qin Guan said with a smile.

"I still like the girl just now, I like the one with big breasts." Zheng Da said.

Qin Guan shook his head and said, "Pigal breasts are the best, and you can master them with one hand."

The two ronin actually discussed which kind of woman has the most beautiful breasts. Han Yu, who was sitting beside her, looked colder and colder. She even revealed a bit of murderous intent in her eyes.

The little book boy next to him had a hint of red glow on his pretty face.

"This girl Qianqian is tall, but unfortunately she has petite breasts. But it seems that she is Brother Shaoyou's favorite. Brother Shaoyou should not let it go." Fatty Zheng encouraged.

At this moment, Han Yu, who was sitting at the same table, said, "Brother Qin, depending on your age, I think you are a person with a engagement. Are you so romantic outside, so you deserve your fiancée?"

Qin Guan was stunned. What does this mean? Whether I have a engagement or not has anything to do with her.

However, Qin Guan, who has this body, does have a marriage contract. The ancients generally got engaged early, and they decided to make a marriage when Qin Guan was twelve years old. It seemed that the other party was a general woman, but Qin Guan had never seen him before.

Qin Guan, who comes from modern times, naturally would not like this arranged marriage.

Qin Guan said carelessly: "If you get married blindly, you don't know if the other person is deaf or dumb, your mouth is crooked, or your eyes are slanted, or you may have a marijuana face. Without feelings or communication, there is no such thing as sorry."

After hearing Qin Guan's words, Han Yu's face seemed to be about to form frost, and sparks appeared in his eyes, which could spew out at any time.

"Have you ever heard a saying, life is like a flash of time. If you don't enjoy it in time, you will be sad."

Han Yu said coldly: "Who said this?"

"Ah hahaha," Qin Guan laughed, "This is what I said." Qin Guan said with a smile.

Just as Qin Guan was laughing proudly, he saw a pink fist getting bigger and bigger in front of him. With a "bang", the fist hit Qin Guan's right eye firmly. Qin Guan shouted loudly, threw himself on the ground with a chair, and fell into a coma.

Looking at Han Yu again, his fist stretched out straight, his face full of anger, and he murmured: "Shameless Sperm."

When Zheng Da saw Qin Guan being beaten up, he was shocked and stood up and pointed at Han Yu and scolded: "You guys, we kindly want to share with you, but you beat my brother. I want to find the government to arrest you and go to jail."

"Bang."

When Zheng Da was about to scold him, he saw the book boy next to him rushing over, and he kicked Zheng Da out with a strong force. Zheng Da's fat body, like a ball, rolled out two or three meters away, and was also dizzy.

The fighting in the Lanfangyuan Hall naturally attracted everyone's attention. The performance of Miss Qianqian on the stage was also paused. Someone made trouble, and the thugs from the brothel ran over here, and there was chaos in the venue.

Seeing that it caused trouble, Han Yu stood up, put away the folding fan, and walked out with the book boy. The thugs in the brothel surrounded him, and someone shouted, "If you hit someone here, you can't leave."

Han Yu stood with his hands behind his back and whispered: "Xiaodie, do it."

Xiao Shutong didn't look shy just now. He immediately turned into a ferocious animal. With three punches and two kicks, he beat the thugs around him to howl and howl and fall to the ground.

Han Yu snorted coldly and stepped out.
Chapter completed!