In the Jiuyou Underworld, in the garden of the apse of the Yama Palace, a fat little black man wearing a Kowloon emperor's robe was sitting in front of a stone table, playing with a dark black jade piece. The jade piece was not big, and the whole was dark in color.

But if you look carefully, you will see that this small jade piece is not actually composed of one color, but a variety of colors, but these colors are all adjusted to the darkest.

The fat little black man played with the small jade piece, frowned and muttered: "Why did the grandfather reward me with the fragments of the jade dish of creation? And asked me to find a mortal who is destined to give it to him, saying that there is something in it

What a stupid system that specializes in absorbing negative energy and helping people improve their cultivation. If it specializes in absorbing negative energy and improving their cultivation, wouldn't it cultivate a big devil?"

As he spoke, the little black fat man rubbed the jade plate of creation in his hand again and said: "To say that this jade plate of creation is also a good thing. Grandpa used it to fuse the way of heaven and became the master of heaven. A supreme existence, such a treasure, how can it be

Can it be left to mortals at will?"

"How about I fall in love with him?!"

Fatty Little Hei said with the corner of his mouth raised, and he had evil intentions. Although he is one of the most important people in the world, a powerful emperor, with countless treasures, this jade plate of creation is not an ordinary treasure. How can he let Little Hei

The fat man is unmoved.

The little fat man thought of this, and gently dropped a drop of blood into the jade dish of creation. The next moment, the little fat man was stunned. A few minutes later, the little fat man woke up, and said with a cold sweat: "This, this thing

It's so, so evil. It simply destroys human nature. If anyone uses it to increase his strength, he will be a devil in the eyes of others, right? This is simply the ultimate devil system, absorbing negative energy in exchange for treasures and techniques.

, improve your strength, my God, Grandpa, you are too imaginative!"

The fat little black man held the jade piece for a long time and couldn't let it go. At this moment, he suddenly heard someone next to him saying: "Damn it, Brother Yan, are you planning to take down the system that Mr. Hongjun asked you to keep on your behalf?"

"Um!"

The fat little black man heard a voice next to him. When he turned around, he saw Liu Tianqi and Xixi sitting next to him. He looked at him with a shocked look on his face. His eyes seemed to say, "Fuck you, you are so awesome. Ancestor Hongjun asked you to keep it for me."

If you dare to touch any of these things, you are really 666!

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense. How dare I hand over the things that my grandfather asked me to keep? It's just that my grandfather asked me to find a mortal who is destined to give it to him. I'm afraid that mortals can't control the system given by my grandfather, so I will give it to him first.

Let him check it out."

The little black fat man glanced at Liu Tianqi and said calmly, "In recent years, the little black fat man has not developed much other skills, but his face has grown tremendously. At this time, he will probably be able to deal with it calmly even if he is caught in bed, and he will not blush at all. Of course,

There is also a reason why he has a dark face and you can't see why he is blushing.

"real?"

Liu Tianqi looked at the little black fat man suspiciously. The little black fat man glared at Liu Tianqi, untied the system and said: "Then there is still a fake, look at the untied system!"

As he spoke, the little black fat man put the jade piece on the table and said, "Why are you in the mood to come to my place instead of accompanying your lovely wife and concubine?"

"No, I have nothing to do recently and I came here to take a stroll. I am the Lord of Merit in the Underworld, so I am not allowed to know about the situation in the Underworld in advance. By the way, Brother Yan, what is the system that the ancestor gave you just now?"

After hearing this, the King of Hell glanced at Liu Tianqi and said: "The Demon King System is very demonic."

"Well, why are you so demonic?"

Liu Tianqi asked curiously, and the King of Hell glanced at Liu Tianqi and said: "Actually, this system should be called a negative energy collection system. By collecting negative emotions, you can obtain negative energy values, and then change the exercises, magic weapons, and genius treasures to improve your cultivation.

"

"Negative energy value, system, let me go, Brother Yan, isn't this the most popular routine in online novels recently? Why, grandpa also reads online novels?"

After hearing this, the King of Hell looked at Liu Tianqi and said: "Who knows? Grandpa has an endless lifespan and controls the time of the entire universe. He doesn't know anything in the world. It's normal to read online novels when you're bored. I'm fine.

Look, what’s weird?”

"Oh, Brother Yan, you also read online novels. By the way, have you read a book called "My Boss is the King of Hell"?"

"I don't know. I haven't read it. Who wrote it on the street?"

Liu Tianqi:......

"I write."

Liu Tianqi glanced at the King of Hell and said. After hearing this, the King of Hell looked at Liu Tianqi and said, "You still write a book? Let me take a look!"

The King of Hell said and took out a tablet computer, which was developed by the Department of Science and Technology of the Underworld. It can be directly connected to the network of the underworld. The King of Hell opened it and then clicked on the icon of a little penguin holding a book. Liu Tianqi took a look and was surprised. The King of Hell actually used

QQ reading and reading.

Seeing Yan Wang skillfully opening QQ to read, Liu Tianqi suddenly remembered something, stood up and said: "Brother Yan, watch first while I take a stroll!"

After saying that, Liu Tianqi ran away. Before Liu Tianqi ran far, he suddenly heard the King of Hell frying.

"Liu Tianqi, I'm a fool, get back here, who do you think is the fat little black guy! Stop the fuck, I'll jump up and slap you to death!"

Half an hour later, the King of Hell tidied up his messy nine-dragon robe, touched his red and swollen nose, looked at Liu Tianqi with a bruised nose and swollen face on the ground, and cursed: "You kid, you really dare to do something, I am the Emperor of Hell, you guys...

You punched me on the nose, are you a little presumptuous?"

At this time, Liu Tianqi stood up and cursed in displeasure: "Fuck, it's still Emperor Yama. You're a gangster. I knocked on my knee and it still hurts!"

The two of them looked at each other unconvinced, and for a long time the King of Hell said: "By the way, the ancestor asked me to find a destined person, do you have any clues?"

Liu Tianqi thought for a while and said: "Since our ancestors gave us a negative energy collection system, we want to find someone who can antagonize others. If this system is placed on a modest gentleman, he will probably be crippled!"

"That makes sense. Do you have any candidates?"

The King of Hell glanced at Liu Tianqi and Liu Tianqi said: "When you said that, I really remembered one. You also know that I write online novels. There are a lot of trolls in this comment area. They are all bullies and ancestors of bullying.

Of course, there are also levels of trolls. For example, some trolls at the lowest level can only say some low-level words to greet each other's female relatives. At the higher level, they include text and narrative, and a small amount of greeting words are mixed in a large paragraph of words. The highest level trolls

It’s just that you don’t use curse words when you curse, and your comments are all on point. You know that he is scolding you, but you can’t refute him! If you can’t criticize him, you can’t say whether you are angry or not!”

After hearing Liu Tianqi's words, the King of Hell said: "It seems that I have been criticized a lot!"

Liu Tianqi touched his hair and said, "Everyone has a story!"

After hearing this, the King of Hell laughed and said: "How come there is no one who can criticize you the most? Tell me and I will see if there is anything that suits your taste."

Liu Tianqi smiled bitterly after hearing this and said: "There is indeed a guy named Bujuanshisiji on the Internet. This guy is simply a master in the world of quarrels. I have been writing this book for two years, and he quarrels with me.

Two years ago, I blocked his account. He opened a small account to criticize me, but I ignored him. He sneaked into my fan group to criticize me. I mobilized the fan group to attack him, but he was rendered speechless. What can I say?

What? That’s too bad!”

"Go ahead, you are so ruthless, what a talent!"

After hearing Liu Tianqi's words, the King of Hell gave a thumbs up and looked at Liu Tianqi with a smile.

Liu Tianqi refused to agree with the King of Hell with a cold face: "However, although he likes to criticize people, he is not annoying. Sometimes his words are out of tune, and sometimes he is very on point. And I checked this person's details,

This child's parents died when he was young, and he was raised by an old man who collected scraps. His name was Ye Xinhua. It is said that the old man could not read at the time. In order to name the child, he went to the library to ask people which book was the best.

Learned."

"The librarian was confused by the question. When he thought about the most knowledgeable book in the world, it was the Xinhua Dictionary. After all, it contains all Chinese characters."

"So the librarian found a Xinhua dictionary for the old man. The old man was so excited that he directly selected the top two characters on the cover and asked the librarian what he meant. The librarian said helplessly, "This is called Xinhua"

!”

"The old man was very happy when he heard it. These two words are good and the main theme. So when he got home, he named the child Ye Xinhua."

"Later, the child grew up, the old man died, and only one person was left. Now it is said that he is also an Internet writer who is on the street."

The King of Hell was stunned after hearing Liu Tianqi's words. He looked at Liu Tianqi and said, "Internet writers? You are both Internet writers, aren't you colleagues? Why is he trying to fight you so hard?"

After hearing this, Liu Tianqi gave the King of Hell a blank look and said, "You don't know this, right? There is naked hatred only between peers!"

King of Hell: I think I heard this word from someone who speaks cross talk. It sounds familiar! It sounds familiar!

After hearing what Liu Tianqi said, the King of Hell waved his hand and called the judge: "Hey, Old Lu, bring me the Book of Life and Death!"

Soon Judge Lu brought the Book of Life and Death, and while the King of Hell was flipping through the Book of Life and Death, he muttered: "Ye Xinhua, you even know this person's name. I said Tianqi, you didn't want to take revenge on me by investigating this person so clearly!"

Liu Tianqi:...you really guessed it right!

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and look at your life and death book!"

Liu Tianqi said, and then the King of Hell found Ye Xinhua's information. When he saw the information, the King of Hell was stunned and muttered: "Is this the fate that the ancestor said?"

"What's wrong?"

Liu Tianqi curiously went over to take a look. When he saw it, he saw the book of life and death written: Ye Xinhua was 20 years old. He was accidentally electrocuted by leaked current while charging his mobile phone while reading a novel. The time was January 24, 2019.

"Damn it, isn't it today?"

The two looked at each other and exclaimed. At this moment, Black and White Wuchang walked in and said: "Boss, the King of Hell, we have captured a new batch of new souls from the earth. How do you want to deal with them?"

After hearing this, the King of Hell was stunned for a moment and looked at Black and White Wuchang and said, "Among the newly captured ones, is there one named Ye Xinhua?"

"Go back to Lord Yama, yes!"

"Bring it up!"

After hearing this, the King of Hell and Liu Tianqi said quickly. After hearing this, Black and White Wuchang immediately went to take the people away. Soon they heard a noise, and then saw Black and White Wuchang escorting away the soul of a young man who seemed to have been struck by lightning.

come over.

The young soul was not afraid of the terrifying underworld. He looked curiously at Bai Wuchang, who was about to drag his tongue to the ground.

Don’t you usually eat dirt when you walk?”

Bai Wuchang: ...I'm just eating dirt and it's up to you to control it, bah bah bah...

"Hey, Hei Wuchang, why are you so bald like a mourner? Could it be that you didn't bring any paper to wipe your butt with when you pooped?"

Hei Wuchang: I don’t shit,
To be continued...