"The king asked me to patrol the mountain..."

…

In the cave area, the lame little zombie was knocking in front of him, and every time he knocked, he made an unpleasant howling sound.

"Hey, I'm talking about Big Green, can you please stop being so dull and come and sing a song with me?"

The lame little zombie looked at the silly big green zombie behind him and said. After hearing this, the silly big green zombie paused and said, "Oh."

After saying that, the stupid green zombie fell into silence again. He followed behind him stupidly, just like a piece of wood. The lame little zombie looked at the stupid green zombie again and said: "It's boring, really.

It’s boring. Let’s go. I’m bored. I’ve finished my inspection of the mountain. Let’s go back and report to the king.”

"okay."

The stupid green zombie responded again, and the lame little zombie shook his head helplessly and said: "What a stupid head, and so is your Majesty. Why can't you research a spell that can unlock the zombie's intelligence? It's hurting me."

I go up the mountain every day and talk to these elm bumps."

The lame little zombie said something and turned around and walked towards the cave. The stupid green zombie didn't say anything and just followed behind the lame little zombie.

Liu Tianqi followed the lame little zombie into the cave, and found that the cave had nine twists and turns. Liu Tianqi followed the little zombie and walked around in the cave, and then entered a very large cave. When he arrived at the cave, Liu Tianqi was stunned for a moment.

Because there is a TV in this cave, and a DVD player is plugged under the TV.

This device looks old at first glance. This type of DVD was popular around 2000, but it has long been eliminated. And there is a generator next to the TV and DVD. The generator is powered by human power and relies on shaking.

If you shake the rocker arm quickly, the rocker arm will accelerate under the force, thus generating electricity.

There is a storage battery connected to the back of the generator, and the storage battery is connected to the TV and DVD. Next to the DVD is a large basket of various disks. At this time, the lame green zombie sat on a wooden sofa behind him.

Sit down and follow the conductor, the stupid green zombie said: "Go and put in Episode 15 of Journey to the West, I'm going to review it."

After hearing this, the stupid big green zombie changed the DVD disc, followed by the lame little green zombie, pointed at the generator not far away and said: "Don't be stunned, you don't want to watch Sun Wukong fight the little monsters, go, go and generate electricity."

go!"

"oh!"

The silly green zombie responded, and then he ran to the generator and shook it desperately. At this time, the TV was powered on, the DVD was spinning, and the movie "Journey to the West" started playing.

At this time, Liu Tianqi controlled the silly big green zombie to generate electricity for the lame little zombie. He couldn't help but complain, this little green zombie is really a human being, and this is so enjoyable.

I almost watched an episode of Journey to the West. The lame little zombie looked at the silly big green zombie and said, "It's time for the big green zombie. Let's go see the king."

"oh."

The stupid big green zombie responded, let go, and followed the lame little green zombie straight into the depths of the cave.

When we reached the depths of the cave, we saw that the environment here was very empty. This was a very large cave. In the cave, Liu Tianqi finally saw the Green Zombie that he had not seen for a long time.

At this time, I saw Green Zombie holding a Buddhist scripture in his hand and reading it with great interest. The lame little zombie came to Kong Shang with the stupid big Green Zombie.

I saw Kong Shang sitting cross-legged on the throne with a futon under his buttocks. He was also wearing a red cassock and holding a Buddhist scripture in his hand. He looked like an enlightened monk. Of course, if the

It would be more like this if the scriptures were not held upside down.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

The lame little green zombie and the stupid big green zombie ran all the way to Kong Shang. When they got to Kong Shang, they knelt down and shouted: "Report to the king!"

Kong Shang was pretending to read the scriptures at this time. After hearing the report of the lame little zombie, Kong Shang frowned and said: "I have told you countless times, don't call me the king, call me the son."

"Okay, Your Majesty, I remember your Majesty."

After hearing this, the lame little zombie looked at Kong Shang and said. Kong Shang's face changed after hearing the lame little zombie's words and he cursed: "Remember, remember your grandma's legs, tell me what's going on?"

"Okay, Your Majesty, it's like this. Dalu and I have completed our patrol and are now back to give you orders."

The lame Little King Zhuang looked at Kong Shang and said. After hearing this, Kong Shang nodded gently and said, "Oh, so that's what happened. How about it? Did you find anything outside?"

"King Qi, everything is normal!"

"Call Young Master!"

"It's the king, good king!"

"I go……"

After hearing what the lame zombie said, Kong Shang stood up angrily and waved his fists to beat the lame zombie. But as soon as he stood up, Kong Shang suddenly sighed and shouted in a nondescript manner: "Amitabha!"

The lame little zombie was stunned. Usually when he provoked Kong Shang like this, Kong Shang would get angry and then hit himself. But why did Kong Shang change his temper today? And what's the matter with wearing a shabby cassock?

ah?

The lame little zombie looked at Kong Shang and said, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? Why are you wearing a tattered cassock? Do you want to become a bald donkey? Didn't you use this cassock as a foot wipe before?"

The lame little zombie looked at Kong Shang and said. After hearing this, Kong Shang shrugged and said, "I can't help it. I suddenly remembered that little bald donkey back then. When that little bald donkey left, he took this cassock and

This book was given to me as a gift, saying that if I could understand what was written in this book, I would gain great freedom, so I wanted to see what this great freedom is!"

The lame little zombie touched his head after hearing this and said, "So the king is going to become a monk?"

"Be a monk, be a shitty monk, and call me Young Master, don't call me King!"

"Oh, I understand, master..."

"Master, your sister, please call me King, not Master!"

"It's your Majesty, okay, Your Majesty."

"What the hell……"

Looking at Kong Shang and the lame little zombie playing noisily and enjoying themselves in front of him, Liu Tianqi was a little dumbfounded. Is this zombie so happy every day?

Liu Tianqi was wondering when he suddenly heard a loud shout coming from outside the cave.

"King Feitian Zhan is here, Lord Qingyun's disciple, War Lord Cao Meng is here to visit!"

The sound shook the surrounding areas and made the walls of the cave tremble. Kong Shang looked at the lame little zombie and said, "Didn't you just say that everything is normal outside and there is no one?"

"Forehead……"

The lame little zombie was stunned after hearing this and said: "Your Majesty, it was just now, now is now, there was really no one just now, hehe..."

"Go away, go away."

Kong Shang waved his hand dejectedly, frowning and said: "Trouble is coming!"

Kong Shang said depressingly, and then another voice came from outside: "Venerable Qingyun's sect, War Master Cao Meng is here to visit! Fellow Daoist Kong Shang is here!"
Chapter completed!