Chapter 1 Hell
"Did you see a ghost?"
"Yeah." Liu Tianqi nodded fiercely to the master in front of him.
"Male ghost, female ghost."
"Women, wear red clothes." Liu Tianqi looked at the master and said.
"The female ghost in red? What does she look like? Can you describe her?" the master said enigmatically, twirling his mustache.
"Does this have anything to do with catching ghosts?" Liu Tianqi looked at the master in confusion.
"Of course it does matter. If you are asked to say it, just say it." The master looked at Liu Tianqi and said impatiently.
"Fair skin, slim figure, long black hair, wavy." Liu Tianqi used four words to describe the female ghost.
"Hey, let me go, with this condition, she is a female ghost, she is simply a goddess!" The master's eyes lit up after hearing Liu Tianqi's description, and he saw that she was also a wolf.
"Haha...really?" Liu Tianqi laughed dryly after hearing this and said, "What if she has no face!"
"No face?"
"Yes, as bare as a piece of white paper, do you still want such a 'goddess'?" After Liu Tianqi said this, he looked at the empty chair beside him with dull eyes and said: "Sister, the master calls you a goddess, he likes it so much.
You, you should follow him from now on, don’t follow me!"
"Young man, who are you talking to? You don't have schizophrenia, do you? I'm only here to catch ghosts and not cure mental illness!"
"You, you can't see her?" Liu Tianqi looked at the master with bright eyes. The master was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, there are obviously only two of us here."
After hearing what the master said, Liu Tianqi stood up and said, "It turns out he is a liar again. MD, I'd better run away first."
After Liu Tianqi said this, he rushed out of the door. The master looked at Liu Tianqi who ran out and shouted angrily: "You are the liar. Your whole family is a liar. If there is that female ghost on the chair, my whole family will be bastards."
Egg."
After saying this, the master turned around and looked at the chair. Oh my God, he sat down on the chair with a cry. His whole body swayed, and he saw that there was a woman in red with fair skin sitting on the chair where there was nothing just now.
, long black hair, turbulent waves...
"I heard that I am your 'goddess'. Do you like me?" The woman in red raised her face without features and her voice was cold as if it could penetrate the human body.
"Ah... ghost..."
Outside, Liu Tianqi was pedaling his second-hand broken bicycle, quickly catching up with the electric motorcycle of the delivery boy in front. To use a term in the sports world, the speed was such that the rabbits were all his grandsons.
"Little brother, are you running pretty fast? But I can fly!" Liu Tianqi was pedaling desperately when a spooky voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Mom, you caught up with me so quickly. I'm so evil. I'm not a celebrity. Why do you keep chasing me like this?" Liu Tianqi shouted into the air.
"Hurry up and ride. If you can't ride anymore, let me take a bite, little brother."
"What? Bite your little brother! Damn, you bitch is too dirty. I won't give in. I won't let you bite me." Liu Tianqi was so frightened that he had hearing impairment. He covered his crotch and speeded up again.
Soaring up a notch, the chain of the second-hand bicycle kept creaking.
"Damn, it's too scary. This female ghost is too scary." Liu Tianqi was riding the bike, his head covered with sweat. Although he was covering his crotch with his hands, Liu Tianqi still felt that his crotch was cold.
This female ghost is so vicious that she even wants to bite her own little brother. If she is defiled by a ghost, she might as well be killed by a collision. Liu Tianqi will never allow him to be sacrificed to a female ghost for the first time, especially a shameless one.
ghost!
Huhuhu...
Liu Tianqi rode for more than 20 minutes. Liu Tianqi suddenly remembered that his home was only ten minutes' drive away from here. How could he not have arrived home after more than 20 minutes? Liu Tianqi looked up again and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Here
Isn't it right in front of the master's house? I've been wandering around for a long time. This must be a trick arranged by the perverted female ghost.
"Hehehe... run, aren't you very good at running?" The female ghost moved a small bench from the master's house at some point and sat at the door of the master's house, crossing her legs and looking at Liu Tianqi as if she were watching a monkey.
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"You, what do you want to do, and why do you always follow me?" Liu Tianqi almost collapsed.
Liu Tianqi just turned 20 today. He is a junior student in L. When talking about this female ghost, we have to start talking about Liu Tianqi’s 20th birthday three days ago.
It was Liu Tianqi's 20th birthday that day. He was very happy and drank a lot. At night, he took a shortcut through a cemetery area that was rarely visited by people. When he woke up, he found this female pervert lingering around him, lingering around him.
Liu Tianqi has been subjected to inhuman abuse in the past two days. No matter what Liu Tianqi does, this female ghost angrily makes her presence felt. When Liu Tianqi washes his face, she will flow out of the water pipe. When Liu Tianqi looks in the mirror, she will wander around in the mirror.
Liu Tianqi even went to the toilet, and when he turned around, she appeared in Huishui Bay staring at Liu Tianqi.
Liu Tianqi was tormented by the female ghost and almost went crazy, so he started looking for a master to exorcise ghosts. The master just now was the ninth fake ghost exorcist that Li Xiaofei had found in the past three days.
"Why do I always follow you? Because your meat is delicious." The female ghost looked at Liu Tianqi and said matter-of-factly.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, you sister, I annoy you foodies the most." Liu Tianqi shouted at the top of his voice.
After hearing this, the female ghost suddenly floated up from her chair. Liu Tianqi was shocked when he saw this scene and quickly laughed and said: "Haha... I'm just kidding, sit down first. In fact, you foodies are quite cute."
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The female ghost did not accept this trick, and the aura all over her body became violent. At this time, Liu Tianqi felt that his whole body was covered with cold air from his tail bone upwards, and his heart seemed to be grabbed by a hand, and it was very difficult to beat.
The female ghost slowly approached, and Liu Tianqi put his hands in his trouser pockets, secretly feeling cruel in his heart. He had no choice but to check the folk remedies on the Internet to see if they were accurate.
"Fuck your grandma's legs and eat my magic weapon!"
Liu Tianqi shouted, and a stream of yellow liquid spilled out, part of which splashed directly on the female ghost in red.
"Ah..." the female ghost screamed
Hee hee hee…
A white eye rose up on the female ghost. Liu Tianqi was overjoyed when he saw this scene. Du Niangcheng did not deceive me. They all said that boy's urine can restrain evil spirits. It is true. I really didn't expect that I could save the boy who had been keeping his body for more than 20 years.
He killed me. Who in the future will laugh at me as a child? I will throw him to the female ghost. Let me see how he can save himself.
The female ghost was so traumatized that she could no longer hold on even if she hit the wall. Liu Tianqi had already found his way home, got on his bicycle and ran away at a speed of 180 miles.
Chapter completed!