Chapter 1,757 Ironic Ending(2/2)
Bao Shihong: "No matter how you pretend, I will recognize you at a glance!"
As he said that, he pulled off Mike's mustache and said, "Don't you block the entrance of the Confucian Temple every day and chase me for money?..."
As he spoke, he suddenly noticed that one of Mike's hands was bleeding.
But Mike suddenly had a pick knife in his hand and slashed at Bao Shihong...
Bao Shihong blocked the elevator with his bag and closed the elevator door.
At the same time, outside the elevator, Sanbao was leaning in front of the lobby door with his back to the elevator, waiting.
When the elevator came down and the door opened, Mike and Bao Shihong, with white faces on their faces, were twisting together in a strange posture. The knife was pressed in front of Bao Shihong's face, and the situation was critical. Bao Shihong shouted in a hiss: "Three Treasures!"
Sanbao looked around, turned around, and suddenly noticed something unusual. He rushed over and kicked him into the elevator.
The elevator door closes.
On the street, there was a window display of bread. Hei Pi was standing next to the bakery, staring at the bread in the window, swallowing, and holding a hammer in his hand.
The fat chef with shrimp and basketball tattoos on his chest was kneading dough when he suddenly heard the sound of glass breaking outside.
The fat chef chased the black man with a kitchen knife.
Heipi hugged a pile of bread and ran wildly, stuffing bread into his mouth. At this time, a motorcycle with a siren on was catching up to him.
Heipi ran forward desperately, and the traffic police followed him on a motorcycle.
The traffic policeman looked at the motorcycle's tachometer: "Speed is 60 an hour, go faster."
Heipi turned to look at the traffic policeman, took a bite of bread, sped up and froze: a photo of Heipi biting bread.
The camera pulled out and Hei Pi's photo was in the newspaper.
Turning over the newspaper, there was a picture of Bao Shihong with a silly smile on the title: "The Big Thief, Interpol has not arrested him for ten years, but he was captured in one move. The Chief of the Security Section shows his prowess."
The scene changed again. On the cable car, Bao Shihong closed the newspaper and smiled stupidly. He got up and walked to the window, looked at the city scenery, smiled, and threw the newspaper outside.
At this time, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate. He stretched his legs and pressed his crotch with his hands. He looked at a Coke can next to him. He took it over, untied his belt and peeed in it. The pee went very smoothly. Bao Shihong laughed.
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People on the other side of the bus were looking at him, including those with mohawks!
Two years later, the sound of running water came from the toilet behind the video store. Bao Shihong looked much cleaner, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and even shivered. The sound of running water became thinner and thinner!
Bao Shihong stretched out his hand and there was a loud sound of flushing the toilet. He turned around and pushed the door open and went out!
In a video store, there are several neat rows of shelves, and a beautiful girl looks up at the TV hanging on the wall.
A romantic Korean drama is being shown on the TV.
The girl said: "Boss, Bae Yongjun's film."
Bao Shihong, who had just come out of the toilet, heard this and started looking for a CD on the shelf: "Is it the one played by Bae Yongjun?"
The girl shouted exaggeratedly: "Wow, what a cute little brother, little baby."
Behind the counter, Xiaojuan was holding her child. The chubby child was smiling cutely.
Xiaojuan coaxed the child: "Call me sister..."
Bao Shihong came over with a large pile of discs and put them on the table.
"Total four hundred and sixteen, give me four hundred."
The girl gave the money, put the disc into her bag, and suddenly leaned on the counter: "Sister, your piece of jade is so beautiful!"
I saw the piece of jadeite exposed from Xiaojuan's clothes. Xiaojuan smiled and gently picked up the jadeite with one hand: "It's fake."
Girl: "So beautiful."
Xiaojuan smiled very sweetly.
The girl opened the door and went out: "Bye."
The camera follows the girl out to see the bustling streets and the beautiful mountain city built on the mountain.
The movie is over!
But many people are still a bit unsatisfied.
"Crazy Stone" is really not a particularly profound movie, but it is a very special movie.
The multi-line narrative is surprisingly funny from time to time, and the jokes are all exceptionally original.
The international thief Mike played by Chen Weijie can be said to be one of the most interesting jokes. He always looks like a master, but in the end he is often tricked into swearing.
But still serious.
From beginning to end, Mike never laughed, but he brought a lot of laughter to the audience.
Then there is Heipi. This character is not the protagonist, but he has the most laughs in it.
Especially the way he eats bread and runs at the same time at the end.
Several groups of people didn't have much contact with each other at first, but they ended up intersecting by accident.
The director of the factory, Bao Shihong, and the people in the factory, if there was no accident, would never be associated with an international thief like Mike. But in the end, it was Bao Shihong who caught Mike.
Chapter completed!