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Chapter 1,609 Kung Fu Comedy(2/2)

Everyone chatted with each other more and more!

In fact, which boy doesn’t have a martial arts dream, or a kung fu dream?

Extending it further, there is also a heroic dream!

Li Yi began to tell the story of "Kung Fu": "An old beggar who sold fake books sold fake martial arts secrets to a young man. The young man believed it to be true and used all his savings to buy a copy of "The Palm of the Tathagata". After practicing it a few times, he naively

He thought he had mastered martial arts, but he encountered a group of older children bullying an aphasic little girl. He tried to do something brave but failed, but was insulted and his self-esteem was hurt. The little girl came to thank him and comfort him. He was humiliated at that time, so he just kept silent.

Ran.

Next he went to work in a candy store. During this period, he saw all kinds of people every day, including the "Fire Cloud Evil God" directing traffic at the entrance of the candy store, young people with exposed buttocks, "The Condor Heroes" passing by, and movies

A large number of martial arts masters appeared in the movie. One day the little girl met him while passing by a candy store, and the two happily walked into the store holding hands. At this time, another child met the old beggar, and another dream cycle began."

After Li Yi said that, Chen Wen and others were dumbfounded. What is all this?

Li Yi himself couldn't help but laugh. Is the story of "Kung Fu" the one above?

This is actually the product of interpretation by movie fans.

But you have to say, it really makes sense. Of course, the movie can't really be shot like this.

And this is only one of the possibilities. After a movie is over-interpreted, the possibilities are gone.

"What the hell are you doing?" Chen Wen asked angrily.

"Ahem, okay, this is actually an idea of ​​mine. Of course, the plot of the movie is definitely not like this.

The story takes place somewhere in the 1930s. The Ax Gang, a gangster, bullied the local market and bribed the local police to escape prosecution.

Ah Xing dreamed of becoming a gangster all day long, but his willpower was weak and he could do nothing. He had to pretend to be an Ax Gang and went to the Pig Cage Walled City, a slum that the gang had no time to care about, to extort some money. Unexpectedly, the people in the Pig Cage Walled City all had special skills.

Ah Xing was beaten violently by everyone.

It happened that the Ax Gang was passing by, and the deputy leader was injured by Ah Xing's fake Ax Gang signal cannon. Ah Xing blamed the incident on the Pig Cage Walled City. The gang entered the walled city to provoke a fight, but the Ax Gang was hidden in the Pig Cage City incognito.

The three martial arts masters in the village were greatly frustrated and lost face. They retreated in defeat.

Ah Xing recalled that when he was a child, he bought the lost martial arts secret book "Tathagata Palm" from a profiteer and began to practice martial arts. One day he saw a little girl who could not speak being bullied by many people. He wanted to help her out, but instead

They knocked her down and even peed on Ah Xing. The mute girl wanted to give the wave candy in her hand to Ah Xing, but Ah Xing felt deeply insulted and left in tears, so she planned to go there when she grew up.

Be the bad guy.

The leader of the Ax Gang then invited two well-known masters on the killer list to eradicate these three guys. They used the guzheng in their hands to pop out hidden weapons and killed them in the Pig Cage Walled City. The charterer and the charterer of the Pig Cage Walled City finally couldn't bear it anymore.

, revealed his long-hidden kung fu, beat the two killers to a pulp, lost all his martial arts skills, and avenged the three neighbors.

The Ax Gang could no longer sit still, and used Ah Xing's lock-picking skills to release the "Fire Cloud Evil God", who is known as the most powerful person in the martial arts world today, from the "Abnormal Human Research Center", hoping to deal with the landlord and his wife who are strong in martial arts in the Pig Cage Walled City.

.Fire Cloud Evil God really lived up to the expectations of the Ax Gang, defeating both the landlord and the landlord.

At the critical moment, Ah Xing rebelled against the Ax Gang and helped his landlord and landlord. Unfortunately, he fell into the hands of Fire Cloud Evil God. Fire Cloud Evil God beat him almost to death. In the chaos, he not only severely injured his landlord and landlord, but also the landlord.

He took the life of the Ax Gang leader and became the new Ax Gang leader.

But he didn't expect that a few punches from the Fire Cloud Evil God would open up Ah Xing's Rendu and Dumai vessels. Coupled with the "Tathagata Palm" that Ah Xing had practiced when he was young, Ah Xing suddenly had extremely shocking martial arts skills.

In the end, Fire Cloud Evil God brought an ax to help everyone go to the Pig Cage Walled City to duel with Ah Xing. Axing used the "Tathagata Palm" to defeat Fire Cloud Evil God's "Toad Kung Fu" and defeated Fire Cloud Evil God, and Fire Cloud Evil God finally

His hidden weapon "Lotus Poison Arrow" was also cracked by Ah Xing, making the Fire Cloud Evil God surrender to Ah Xing.

After everything calmed down, Ah Xing and the mute girl met again..."

"this......"
Chapter completed!
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