The conspiracy between His Majesty Adams and the 'Resistance Army' is advancing, which will naturally change the fate of many people. For example, Xie Guozhong feels that he..., God, I am so wronged!

Just because I went to the church and felt the kind care of His Majesty Adams, I didn't know that the turtle grandson reported Xie Guozhong.

Foreign Minister Clooney was beaten by His Majesty the Emperor some time ago, and this old man is trying his best to show his loyalty recently. When he learned about the situation, he immediately called John (Xie Guozhong) to talk, and arranged for him to serve as a liaison officer for the Mormon Church.

God, I was not a good diplomat in the army. I was assigned to be a liaison officer. Xie Guozhong regretted that he had to go to the church because of Mao. He knew clearly that his boss had been cleaning up religious groups, but he actually committed such a principled act.

mistake.

This is not very eye-catching...

After His Majesty the Emperor publicly joined the Mormon Church, Xie Guozhong was also forced to join the Mormon Church. He also followed His Majesty Adams back to Mexico as a liaison officer. Not long after, the Mormon Church officially began to preach around, and its first target was

It's the Mexican government forces.

There is a characteristic of the Mormon Church's missionary work. Two missionaries must act together and must be of the same gender. Working with Xie Guozhong is Jon, a bald, middle-aged uncle.

Jon is a good person and very enthusiastic about his work. It is said that he started preaching when he was eighteen years old and is particularly passionate about spreading the glory of the Lord. By the way, Xie Guozhong was dragged into the water by him.

The two were assigned to a company of new recruits. The company's officers seemed to have received some hint, and assigned them a large tent as a church, and they took turns to receive the teachings of the missionaries in platoon units.

It went well at first...

Mexicans originally believed in Catholicism, so it seems that it is not unacceptable to switch to Mormonism. Mormonism also talks about "God created man", "Noah's Ark", "Jesus saves mankind", and the focus is "Mormon founders save the earth"

.

As a genuine missionary, Jon would also say, "No matter what nation you are in, no matter what gods you believe in, these gods are actually the same, and their names are all called 'God.' It's just because human languages ​​are different, so everyone has differences."

Preaching is almost like telling a story, it all relies on one mouth to fool you. Everyone eats cakes together, sings songs, and encourages each other in harmony and friendship. If anyone encounters any trouble, everyone will gather together to give... moral support.

The soldiers in the new camp all know that the North is fighting a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​​​blood, and they will go to the battlefield after completing their training. At this time, the soldiers' mood swings are particularly great, and they also need someone to do ideological work.

After only a few days of publicity, a large number of soldiers converted to join the association. Many people are very open-minded in the face of life and death. In order to find a moment of peace, everyone likes to go to the church to calm down for a while after training.

It was so easy to preach, which made Jon very happy.

In the past, you had to talk to a sheep for a long time, but you might not be able to win it. Now you can easily win it over by gathering the sheep together.

Moreover, this group of sheep did not have any requirements. They were very obedient every time they came to Jon. They just kept eating the free food provided in the church and then listened to stories.

Whenever the time for prayer came, the soldiers would come running over. They were fighting for each other, and they couldn't get away. Their eyes were very pious.

The reports Jon wrote to his superiors every day used all kinds of passionate words. He kept describing his progress in the recruit camp and believed that the Mormon Church would soon become the number one sect in Mexico. Even Xie Guozhong felt that

Is jumping to church a blessing in disguise?

Under the Lord's arrangement, everything was wonderful until..., payday.

On this day, the weather was sunny, the sky was cloudless, and the entire military camp was immersed in a happy and peaceful atmosphere. The soldiers who had received their salary went out in a swarm and quickly bought various drinks and ate and drank. The rich ones

The officer even went to the 'Cat's Paw' to have a good time.

Jon was still waiting for the soldiers to pray in his tent church, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't even see a ghost. Only he and Xie Guozhong looked at Jesus and looked at each other. Until dark, a drunk soldier appeared

He appeared dangling with a cigarette in his mouth.

When Jon saw this scene, he immediately ran up and said angrily: "Believer, you can't drink alcohol or smoke. You are violating the commandments."

Mormonism prohibits tobacco and alcohol, even Coca-Cola and tea. Seeing the soldiers smoking and drinking, Jon, who was in charge of the missionary, was extremely sad and felt that his missionary work during this period was in vain - God, I just

I know it won't be so easy.

But the drunken soldier just glanced at Jon sideways and said lazily: "Ah, it's Father Jon, would you like to have some drinks? The drinks in the store are on sale today, and I happened to pay my salary, so I'll treat you to a drink."

Hearing this, Jon was even more furious. Because today is pay day, and it is also the day when the church collects tithes.

That’s right, you need to collect taxes if you believe in religion. There is no such thing as a free religion in the world!

The Mormon Church is very rich, but where does the money come from? It relies on donations from believers, usually one-tenth of their income. The propaganda says this: God gives you 100%, as long as you return 10%.

God is so generous, don’t you think it makes sense?

What? You said that you earned all your money yourself? No, no, no, it is all given by God. Believers, your idea is very dangerous, it shows that you are not pious enough.

The most critical issue is that missionary expenses are generally paid by the missionaries themselves. Missionaries are also obliged to save money for the church as much as possible, which is also a part of piety. Missionaries can take... from the donations they receive.

A small portion is quite reasonable.

Missionary Jon has been waiting for his payday for a long time, and even Xie Guozhong is looking forward to it. They spent a lot of money to attract soldiers to join the church, serving them delicious food and drinks every day, and telling them stories when they were free.

Act as a psychiatrist to relieve their nervous and confused hearts...

All the hard work is just for today!

Shepherding sheep for God must have some benefits, otherwise who would have nothing to do but tell stories to others every day after having enough to eat?

Understand, it’s not easy for everyone these days….

Originally, I thought that if a company of more than 200 recruits were to join the church, the donations they would get at the beginning might not be much. But looking at their usual pious appearance, if they were well cultivated, they would be God's best sheep, ah..., lamb—

—So you bastards went out to eat and drink after your salary?

After so many years of preaching, this had never happened before, and Jon was almost furious!

I usually treat you so well, but none of you repay me?

Doesn’t your conscience hurt?
Chapter completed!