Chapter 1985: The bridal chamber
"How do I know?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked angrily: "I don't even know why he didn't kill you? With the strength of Elder Chen Yi, is it easy to kill you?"
"It's very easy, but my dog is lost and he doesn't have time to look for it." Li Yong smiled bitterly. Even now, thinking of what happened that day, Li Yong still thinks it was a dream, a strange dream.
He felt that a junior warrior in the imperial realm should not be so stupid, even if he is an incarnation, he should be smarter. 'Li Yong's dog's fate' and 'Li Yong's dog's fate' are not the same at all, right?
!
"What do you mean?" Zhu Yuanzhang didn't understand.
Li Yong revealed this and asked again: "Who else can invite him except you?"
Zhu Yuanzhang fell silent. Although Li Yong did not trust him and made him very angry, he would not continue to use sex on such an important matter. After thinking about it, Zhu Yuanzhang replied: "Whoever can please the great elder,
There are not many people. Apart from my mother, there are the leader of our Heavenly King Sect, the Holy Son, and several other elders."
"Except for your mother, I don't know anyone else, nor do I have any connections with them. How could they ask your great elder to kill me?" Li Yong was so depressed that he really couldn't believe Zhu Yuanzhang's words.
"Then you have to ask yourself, don't you know what you have done?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
"Me?" Li Yong closed his eyes and thought. Apart from Tan Anqi, he really didn't have many mortal enemies.
Apart from Tan Anqi, the other enemies have nothing to do with the great elder of the Heavenly King Sect!
"Brother Yong, I'm here to get married. You asking me this kind of question has seriously affected my mood. Do you think I can still get married?" Zhu Yuanzhang sighed again and again, his face full of anger.
"Did your mother approve your marriage to Huang Xin?" Li Yong asked.
"No." Zhu Yuanzhang said: "I didn't want to make my mother angry, so I didn't tell her at all."
"Besides, Huang Xin is an ordinary person. My mother is rebuilding the Tiandao Sect. She doesn't want to be a burden, so she will definitely not approve it. So, I found you and wanted to marry Huang Xin to you. Then, I will take time to come and accompany you every day.
Accompany her. Brother Yong, when I can’t come, you can help me accompany her, right?”
"The beauty is hidden in the golden house?" Li Yong said with a smile.
"What kind of beauty is hidden in the golden house? She is my first wife." said the Dapeng bird, "I am not a fly-by-night bird."
Li Yong looked at Zhu Yuanzhang: "I really can't tell."
Zhu Yuanzhang shook Li Yong's arm: "Brother Yong, I'm getting married, please help me."
"I've arranged this favor for you. I'll ask someone to put on makeup for you, and you can get married to Huang Xin later." Li Yong called Li Lingyao out and asked Li Lingyao to put on Zhu Yuanzhang's makeup.
Soon, Zhu Yuanzhang in a suit and Huang Xin in a wedding dress walked to the red carpet together.
Li Yong personally acted as the master of ceremonies and shouted loudly: "It's a complete defeat..."
"Wrong, it means worshiping heaven and earth." Zhu Yuanzhang corrected him. In order to marry Huang Xin, Zhu Yuanzhang also deliberately read relevant books and already knew the process of worshiping.
Li Yong had no choice but to shout again: "One bow to heaven and earth, two defeats in soup, husband and wife fighting..."
"Brother Yong, you are wrong again. It is a husband and wife worshiping each other." Zhu Yuanzhang corrected him again.
Li Yong had no choice but to change his words: "The husband and wife bowed to each other and were sent to the execution ground."
"Send it to the bridal chamber." This time, Zhu Yuanzhang didn't need to correct him. Zheng Zheng beside him couldn't stand it anymore and reminded him.
Li Yong changed his words again: "Send him to the bridal chamber."
Amidst the sound of festive music, Zhu Yuanzhang, who was wearing a straight suit with a happy face, and Huang Xin, who was wearing a wedding dress and was shy, walked into the bridal chamber. The wedding wine had not been eaten yet, so it was impossible for them to go to bed now. So, the two of them
After people walked into the room, they came out together, gathered around the dining table with everyone, and started eating and drinking.
After taking the first bite, Huang Xin exclaimed: "What kind of dish is this? Why is it so delicious?"
"How delicious is it?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked with a smile.
"It's so delicious that I cry." Huang Xin really cried, and she kept devouring it while crying.
Who would have thought that the bride who had just been married seemed to have been hungry for ten days and a half?
Fortunately, everyone didn't mind and just advised her to eat slowly. There were still many dishes and she couldn't finish them all.
Zhu Yuanzhang promised: "My dear, as long as you like it, you can eat meals like this every day from now on. My dear, this is our home. You will live here from now on, and I will be with you every day."
Huang Xin feels that she is really happy. Not only has she found a handsome boyfriend, but she can also find extremely delicious meals. The most important thing is these meals. After eating them, she feels like she has been transformed.
"What kind of wine is this?" Huang Xin took a sip of the wine and found it very delicious.
"This is the pomegranate wine brewed by Yang Ze." Li Yong said with a smile.
"It tastes so good! I didn't drink before, but this wine tasted so good that I couldn't help it..." Huang Xin drank one glass after another, and after drinking three glasses in a row, she immediately fell drunk.
Zhu Yuanzhang also found that pomegranate wine was delicious. He guessed: "This should be a bar brewed with spiritual pomegranates!"
"High." Li Yong praised: "You guessed it right."
"Brother Yong, thank you for your warm hospitality. Come on, cheers." Zhu Yuanzhang also drank several more glasses.
After the wedding banquet, the cups and plates were in a mess.
Fortunately, Huang Junjie and Wen Zai are responsible for cleaning up, so Li Yong doesn't have to worry.
Huang Xin got drunk first.
Then Zhu Yuanzhang also got drunk.
Li Yong drank a few more drinks with Zhu Yuanzhang and felt a little dizzy.
Although Zheng Zheng also thought pomegranate wine was delicious, she did not drink it too much; she just took a few sips and stopped drinking.
Seeing that Huang Xin was so drunk that she couldn't sit still, Zheng Zheng helped Huang Xin up and took her into the bridal chamber.
Zhu Yuanzhang was already drunk and unconscious, but he still toasted to Li Yong drunkenly: "Brother Yong, do it."
Li Yong advised: "Stop drinking, your wife is waiting for you in the bridal chamber, go quickly!"
Zhu Yuanzhang chuckled and said: "Brother Yong, do you think my and Miss Huang Xin's child will be a bird? Or a human?"
Li Yong didn't know how to answer this question, so he waved his hands repeatedly and said: "I don't know, I don't know."
Zhu Yuanzhang persisted and said: "Brother Yong, guess. A, bird. B, human. Which one do you choose?"
Seeing that he couldn't push it, Li Yong had no choice but to say: "You can try it and see what the result is."
"I hope it's a bird, a mighty and majestic roc that can travel thousands of miles." Zhu Yuanzhang laughed.
"Okay, I wish you a baby." After Li Yong said this, he always felt weird.
Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head again: "But, Huang Xin wants to give birth to a human being, what should I do?"
Li Yong suggested: "You can have twins, a bird and a human."
Seeing how easy Li Yong said it, Zhu Yuanzhang thought that as long as he thought about it, he could achieve it; he couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes, yes, give birth to twins, there are birds and people, I will take care of the birds, Huang Xin will take the people, all wishes will come true."
Already."
Li Yong stretched out the fingers of his right hand: "You can also give birth to quadruplets, two birds and two people. Among them, two birds, one is a female bird and the other is a male bird; the two people are twins of a dragon and a phoenix, one is a dragon and the other is a male.
phoenix."
"Okay, great, let's do it like this." Zhu Yuanzhang began to imagine the scene of playing with four children.
"It's getting late. It's time to enter the bridal chamber. Don't keep your wife waiting." Li Yong helped Zhu Yuanzhang up and took him to the door of the bridal chamber. He said earnestly: "Take it easy, you are a great saint, and she is an ordinary person."
, don’t get carried away and use too much force. If a girl feels uncomfortable the first time, she will be very resistant to this kind of thing in the future.”
"Yes, I understand." Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and staggered into the newly decorated bridal chamber.
It doesn't matter that I'm so drunk that I can't even figure out where the bed is.
Fortunately, Li Yong closed the door for him and shut himself out, so he could not help Zhu Yuanzhang find a big bed.
Zhu Yuanzhang bumped his head against the wall: "My dear, where are you?"
Huang Xin did not answer. It turned out that Huang Xin was already sleeping. It is easiest to fall asleep after being drunk.
After Zheng Zheng sent her in, she waited for Zhu Yuanzhang. Seeing that Zhu Yuanzhang didn't come back, she slept with her clothes on.
Li Yong really wanted to take a look through and see if Zhu Yuanzhang had found the big bed, if he had found Huang Xin, and if anything happened to Huang Xin. With one bird and one person, what exciting, touching, interesting and funny story would happen?
Although Li Yong was curious, he did not see through it in the end.
However, Li Yong still used the direction of voice transmission with his mind to kindly remind Zhu Yuanzhang: "The alcohol content may affect the quality of sperm, affect the quality of embryos, and also reduce the probability of quadruplets..."
Before Li Yong finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Yuanzhang: "Brother Yong, I don't understand."
"What don't you understand?" Li Yong asked.
"I don't know anything except kissing. Yong wants it. Now, what should I do? It's the bridal chamber. What should I do to meet the requirements of the bridal chamber? Brother Yong, do you have any step-by-step instructions?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
"Child, you have a mental disorder! Since you know how to kiss, let's start with kissing!" Li Yong suggested: "You can hug your girlfriend, kiss her on the mouth, and then do whatever she wants you to do.
Just do whatever you want."
"Brother Yong, she asked me to die." Zhu Yuanzhang said painfully.
"Why? It shouldn't be!" Li Yong couldn't understand, how could he still chase people away during the bridal chamber?
"Because of me, I vomited on her." Zhu Yuanzhang drank because he couldn't control his mouth and drank too much. It was also because the pomegranate wine brewed by Yang Ze was so delicious that Zhu Yuanzhang still wanted to drink it.
drink.
"You idiot, wouldn't you vomit to the side?" Li Yong thought to himself. Huang Xin was already very merciful when he asked you to die. If you were a strong-tempered person and dared to vomit on someone else, he would have kicked you out of the room long ago.
"It was too late, I was about to kiss her, but I vomited." Zhu Yuanzhang was full of apologies and kept apologizing to Huang Xin, but Huang Xin ignored him at all, turned around, walked into the bathroom, and took a shower.
"Brother Yong, she went to take a bath, what should I do?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked depressedly.
"Go and wash her." Li Yong encouraged: "Be bold, be proactive, and don't be afraid."
"Then what?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
Li Yong had a big headache for a while. How come this guy doesn’t understand anything? Do we need to teach him step by step to take off his clothes, touch and rub his back? Li Yong didn’t have the spare time, so after thinking about it, he said: "Make her happy, and be with her."
sleep."
Chapter completed!