Chapter 1507 Dragon Stone
"You should have told me earlier!" With a thought, Li Yong actually transformed into a finger. No, to be more prepared, this is not a finger, but an iron rod. Because the little golden dragon is not an ordinary creature, it uses
My fingers probably won't work.
Maybe even if you dig your fingers into the inside, you may not be able to dig it out; if the blockage becomes stronger, it will be troublesome. So, let's use an iron rod! I am so rough, decisive, cruel and fierce.
After all, in order to solve problems, especially to solve this kind of difficult problem, it is better to be rough, decisive, cruel and fierce.
"Take off your pants." Last time when Li Yong was bored, he gave little Jinlong a pair of shorts. They were an exclusive brand for pet dogs and were better than those worn by ordinary people.
The pants were not opened, and they directly covered the little golden dragon's butt and balls.
At this time, there was an obstacle. Because Li Yong didn't want to insert his pants into little Jinlong's body.
"Take off your butts, the fingers transformed by the spiritual liquid cannot be blocked by your pants." Little Jinlong said irritably.
Li Yong thought the same thing. The spirit liquid was invisible and could be entered by wearing pants and reach directly to the anus. So, Li Yong aimed at the little Jinlong's butt hole and used his mind to control the slender iron rod transformed by the spirit liquid.
After a poke, there was only a popping sound, and the little golden dragon suddenly screamed: "Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
The mouth opened like a crocodile, and he asked angrily: "Master, you want to stab me to death!"
"Didn't you ask me to help you?" Li Yong asked doubtfully.
Little Jinlong burst into tears: "I asked you to help me pick, but I didn't ask you to help me poke. Picking and poking are two different concepts, okay? Good? To poke is inward and to pick is outward. You made a mistake.
Direction, do you understand? Do you understand?"
Seeing that the little Jinlong was sad for the motherless child, he was as aggrieved as Dou E who cried out for being unjustly imprisoned, and his tears were flowing like the Huangguoshu Waterfall; Li Yong finally realized that the situation was not good, and secretly blamed himself for being too careless.
The iron rod cannot be bent, so it cannot be picked; it seems that fingers are better to use.
But the little golden dragon's butt was stabbed until it was bloody. Even if he dug it with his fingers, he probably couldn't reach it. Li Yong tried it, but it didn't work. His fingers were not that long, so he couldn't reach the good luck pill.
The good luck pills had already been stabbed into the belly of the little golden dragon by the iron rod.
How sad! How sad.
Li Yong thought it would come out as soon as he poked it. Who would have thought that the more he poked, the deeper it would go in?
This little golden dragon's constipation is too severe. It must be too serious!
After thinking for a while, Li Yong took out a bottle of special medicine for constipation and drank it like a pill.
It is said that an old woman who had not pooped for a month immediately pooped after taking one pill.
The effect is extremely good.
Li Yong took out one pill, wrapped it with his thoughts, and sent it directly to the painful little golden dragon.
"Brother, eat it quickly. This will help your bowel movement." Li Yong said seriously. At this time, he transformed into a doctor, and his tone and demeanor were very like a kind doctor: "It is said that someone is developing this medicine.
At that time, it was tested on a hamster with no buttocks and eyes. The little hamster who took this medicine farted and opened a buttocks and eyes. Later, when it was tested on humans, the results were just right.
There is no constipation that cannot be cured.”
The painful little golden dragon thought about it and felt that the effect was not bad, so he swallowed it in one gulp. Then, he saw the little golden dragon immediately frowned and lay motionless on the ground.
Li Yong felt uneasy and couldn't help but ask: "How do you feel?"
The little golden dragon ignored it and buried his head in his paws, as if he was fast asleep.
"How do you feel?" Li Yong asked again. Although he didn't have a good impression of the little golden dragon, Li Yong didn't want to see the little golden dragon continue to suffer from constipation. After all, he still had to wait for this guy to be known to the alchemist.
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Just hearing a popping sound, the little golden dragon suddenly let out a big smelly fart. This fart directly made a hole in the little golden dragon's pants, and the golden good luck pill, which was as big as an egg, flew out like a bullet.
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Look at the speed and the force, it's like a cannonball, probably not an ordinary cannonball.
The little golden dragon immediately stood up with his head high and his chest high. He walked back and forth with his paws behind his body like a gentleman. His face showed an expression of satisfaction and comfort, and then he cheered happily: "It feels so comfortable."
Ah! It’s so cool. Master, you are indeed a miracle doctor! This is the feeling I want, it’s so wonderful.”
"Haha, being able to excrete freely and freely is also a great enjoyment in our lives!"
Li Yong had a look of disdain on his face, but at the same time he was sighing, this Jieruzhe Pill is really useful!
It is really unexpected that pills from human society not only work on little golden dragon, but also have good curative effect.
Sensing Li Yong's disdainful mood, Xiao Jinlong rolled his eyes and said sternly: "Dear master, don't you believe it? If you have experienced the painful feeling of constipation that I just had, then the happy defecation will make your body clear.
The feeling of comfort and relaxation will be very precious to you.”
Li Yong smiled lightly and said: "I am a doctor and a warrior. I will not be constipated at all."
"That's because you know too little about the starry sky world. There are some things that you don't need to eat at all, as you will become constipated as long as you see them. There are some places that you don't need to go to, but you will become constipated as long as you pass by them... and it can't be cured."
Little Jinlong seemed to have recalled some terrible memory, and as he spoke, his face turned pale with fright.
It's really shocking! Li Yong really didn't want to hear this, so he asked instead: "I just want to practice elixir now."
"Okay, I will pass the knowledge of the elixir into your mind now. It's just this good luck pill. Please be sure to accept it. For thousands of years, I have only told you this is the biggest pill."
The little golden dragon raised its paw and made a move. The good luck pill that was sprayed out disappeared and flew to the little golden dragon's paw from nowhere. It was flicked by the little golden dragon and flew directly into Li Yong's hand.
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"I don't want..."
Just as Li Yong was about to throw away the good luck pill, his brain suddenly received a lot of knowledge about elixirs sent from Little Golden Dragon. He felt dizzy and almost fell to the ground.
This made him hold his hands tightly, and he caught the good luck pill in his hand before he could drop it.
This made him always feel that his hand was dirty. Next time he wanted to eat steamed buns, he must not use this hand to grab them.
For a second, Li Yong wanted to cut off this hand.
Recalling that he had eaten it once before, he wished he could die.
However, a large number of memories flooded into his mind, making him dizzy for a while, and it was too late to accept the memories. At this time, he could not care whether the Good Luck Pill was something as disgusting as poop.
Time passed by minute by minute, and when all the memories about alchemy were imprinted in Li Yong's head, Li Yong gradually came back to his senses. In an instant, he found that there were thousands more kinds of elixirs in his memory.
and recipes.
It's a pity that the formulas of many elixirs are incomplete. This may be because Xiao Jinlong's memory has not been fully restored. Xiao Jinlong passed everything she knew to Li Yong, and there are some that Xiao Jinlong doesn't know either.
, naturally we can’t let Li Yong know about it. It seems that it will indeed take a long time for little Jinlong to fully recover.
There are thousands of various kinds of elixirs and formulas, but only a dozen are complete.
Even if there are more than a dozen complete elixir formulas, there are several elixirs that cannot be refined because there are no corresponding spiritual plants on the earth. For example, three hundred years of lotus flowers and lotus seeds, five hundred years of birch fruits and
Where can Li Yong find the seven-hundred-year-old bark green? At least based on Li Yong’s understanding of the earth, these perfect meanings cannot grow on the earth at all. Even if one or two can grow occasionally, they have long been destroyed by the war.
, or burned down by wildfires.
Apart from these elixirs that could not be refined, Li Yong only focused on the five elixirs that seemed to be available.
He quickly found a pill that was better than the Spirit Gathering Pill, and it was just right for his current strength.
This elixir is called Hui Ling Dan, and its efficacy is more than ten times better than Ju Ling Dan.
The Spirit-Gathering Pill gathers spiritual power into the spiritual sea of a person's Dantian, and the quantity is relatively rare. The Spirit-Gathering Pill can funnel spiritual power into the spiritual sea of a person's Dantian like a river or waterfall, and the quantity is huge, enhancing strength.
Extremely obvious.
It's just that if a weak person eats it, there is a risk of exploding to death.
This kind of Huiling Pill requires twenty-three kinds of rare spiritual materials, three of which are still very rare.
Deep in Li Yong's memory, these spiritual plants are also extremely rare and valuable medicinal materials; they were still found in the mountains and forests five thousand years ago, and four of the eighty miracle doctors once met them on their way.
However, it became increasingly rare and rare, and in the past few hundred years, it has not been found at all and seems to have become extinct.
It seems that in order to refine Huiling Pill, it is not an easy task just to find medicinal seeds.
After thinking about it, Li Yong could only take his time and move forward step by step.
At this time, Li Yong came back from his thoughts and saw the good luck pill in his hand. When he was about to drop it, he suddenly discovered that the good luck pill turned out to be a dragon luck stone. It is said that the dragon luck stone can increase the health of people.
The power of good luck.
Let people have good luck within a certain period of time.
This reminded Li Yong of the first time he faced the loach demon and Li Jinyu. At that time, his strength was not strong enough. Facing the attack of the loach demon, he was saved from death because of the power of good luck.
In addition, the greatest role of Longyun Stone is that it is a high-grade spiritual material used to refine elixirs for restoring the spirit.
In the entire starry sky world, this good luck stone is actually a treasure.
Damn it, the little golden dragon’s poop is actually a treasure? And what’s more, it’s a priceless treasure?
Li Yong's outlook on life was ruined again, just like the first time someone told him that stool could cure diseases.
What disease is being treated?
It is used to treat the kind of digestive system problems and strange illnesses caused by eating.
It is said that a man went to the doctor and said: "Doctor, I eat peanuts and peanuts, corn and corn, apples and apples, and red dates and red dates. Doctor, what do you think I should do? Is there anything else in this world that I can eat?
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Chapter completed!