Chapter 1391 I don't want to be your example
Li Yong took a sip of tea and said leisurely: "Mom, I am serious. I am your referee. Please rest assured that I will make the final judgment fairly, justly, openly and seriously. You are my mother.
One is my dad, they are both my elders and my family members; I will never be partial."
"Bah." Han Dongtao was so angry that he accidentally sprayed Sun Xiaomei in the face.
Sun Xiaomei was so angry that she originally wanted to teach Li Yong a lesson, but when Han Dongtao scolded her, she immediately forgot about Li Yong's weakness and shouted to Han Dongtao: "Let me go."
Han Dongtao was stunned and found that Sun Xiaomei's anger was still so strong, so he refused to be outdone: "Let go first."
Because whoever lets go first at this time will be weak, which is equivalent to being overpowered by the other party.
This is no different from simply admitting defeat.
"Are you letting go?" Sun Xiaomei pulled hard, tearing Han Dongtao's suit.
This strength of the hand made Han Dongtao realize that he was still no match for his wife.
However, as a man, even if he is not his opponent, he cannot show weakness.
"Don't let go." Han Dongtao wanted to save face and suffer the consequences.
"Let it go." Sun Xiaomei pulled again, almost tearing Han Dongtao's suit to pieces.
Now Han Dongtao was scared, timid, and flinched; such a good suit had been torn off. If this continued, Sun Xiaomei would have to tear off all his clothes. After thinking about it, he finally let go reluctantly.
hand.
As soon as Han Dongtao let go, Sun Xiaomei immediately showed a smile of victory, then pointed at Han Dongtao and said with a triumphant smile: "If you lose, give me all the money, and listen to me in everything from now on."
"I didn't lose." Han Dongtao shouted angrily.
"Then let's try it again?" Sun Xiaomei challenged.
"Who is afraid of whom?" Han Dongtao said forcefully.
Just like that, the two fought together again.
This time it was even more intense than before, because with Li Yong present, there was no way to fake it.
Han Dongtao punched Sun Xiaomei, and Sun Xiaomei also punched to greet him.
Han Dongtao kicked Sun Xiaomei, and Sun Xiaomei also raised her leg to kick back.
Neither of them has received special martial arts training, and they are both amateurs. Although they are stronger, their reaction speed is faster, and their fights are more exciting, they are still fighting like ordinary married men.
There is no structure, kicking and punching randomly, and not knowing where the vital points of the human body are.
It all depends on brute force and strength to win.
Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei compared, Han Dongtao's strength was obviously weaker.
Seeing that Han Dongtao was about to lose, Li Yong reminded him at the right time: "Dad, your horse's steps must be steady and your punches must be hard. If you don't hit my mother, you must also force her to retreat; you must not hold back your hands."
Ah! If you hold back any longer, you will lose."
Han Dongtao followed Li Yong's instructions, stood firm, threw a few punches, and after forcing Sun Xiaomei back, gradually began to turn defeat into victory. Han Dongtao was overjoyed and couldn't help but punch harder and harder.
Now, he no longer reserved his strength and went all out to attack Sun Xiaomei.
Sun Xiaomei was forcefully forced to retreat, and she couldn't help but said angrily: "Xiaoyong, how can you point him out? This is a foul on your part."
Han Dongtao smiled proudly and said: "Xiaoyong, please kiss me. Good son-in-law, please teach me how to defeat your mother."
But Li Yong said calmly: "Mom, your strength is greater than my dad's. Why are you afraid of my dad's fist? You don't have to dodge at all, just fight back and use your strength to defeat my dad."
As expected, Sun Xiaomei stopped dodging and punched Han Dongtao's fist hard twice, knocking Han Dongtao back repeatedly and almost tripping over the broken wooden chair on the ground.
Han Dongtao couldn't feel proud anymore and kept complaining: "Xiaoyong, you can't be double-dealing!"
"Dad, you are really stupid. Your strength is not as good as my mother's, but you can dodge! Don't just attack and hit hard, it will not only consume your energy but also lose your advantage. Pay attention to dodge, pay attention to my mother's punches, and defend
My mother kicked me with a long leg. Dad, as long as you dodge well, there is still a possibility of turning defeat into victory."
Li Yong was like this. When he saw Sun Xiaomei falling into a disadvantage, he would give some guidance to Sun Xiaomei. When he saw Han Dongtao falling into a disadvantage, he would give some guidance to Han Dongtao. Always keep them evenly matched and evenly matched.
It is said that only a marriage and family formed by equally matched men and women can last long.
It seems to be true, even if there is a fight, it will definitely be long-term.
At this time, Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei finally understood that Li Yong took this opportunity to teach them martial arts!
But why does Li Yong teach them martial arts?
Do you want them to fight more intensely and bloody next time?
Now, Han Dongtao punched Sun Xiaomei in the face, causing half of Sun Xiaomei's face to become swollen.
Sun Xiaomei got angry and kicked Han Dongtao in the groin. Han Dongtao couldn't dodge and was kicked in the thigh. He was limping in pain. He dodged and became more and more disadvantageous.
However, Han Dongtao still reluctantly supported it.
However, he obviously can't support it for much longer. As long as Sun Xiaomei is cruel again, he may be finished.
At this time, Li Yong was still sitting on the sofa, drinking tea and watching, as if watching a movie.
Do you really want to watch them fight to the death, be beaten until their heads are broken, their bodies are broken, they fall to the ground, and they vomit blood?
Of course, Li Yong was not so weak.
Seeing that Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei seemed to be unable to fight, Li Yong said: "Dad, Mom, stop fighting, you are tied, no one loses, no one wins. Today's training ends here, wait until you
One day we fight again, I will teach you new moves. If you fight for 365 days a year, you will definitely become a martial arts master."
Only then did Sun Xiaomei and Han Dongtao stop.
There is nothing I can do. I really have no strength left. If I continue to fight, I will collapse from exhaustion.
As soon as they stopped, one of them was panting and the other kept wiping sweat.
Han Dongtao lost at least ten pounds of fat; Sun Xiaomei's figure became slimmer.
After a fierce fight, all the desks, chairs and computers in the office were damaged. Han Dongtao's arms were red and swollen, his legs were lame, and his nose was bleeding from the beating. Sun Xiaomei only had half of her face swollen, but the rest of her face was fine.
Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Han Dongtao said dissatisfied: "We are already so old, why are you teaching us martial arts? And you encourage us to fight, Xiaoyong, what are you thinking about? Do you want to tire us to death?"
Sun Xiaomei also stared at Li Yong and said angrily: "I obviously won, how could it be a tie?"
"You win? Can you beat me?" Han Dongtao immediately answered the question and glared at Sun Xiaomei.
"I still can't beat you? Do you want to try again?" Sun Xiaomei waved her fist aggressively.
"Who is afraid of whom?" Han Dongtao didn't show any weakness at all.
"Stop." Li Yong shouted, and then shouted in the tone of a teacher lecturing a child: "Dad, Mom, you are husband and wife! Is it necessary for a husband and wife to distinguish a real winner or loser? So what if you lose? It's a loser.
To others? To care about things too real, too real and too clear is a big taboo in the relationship between husband and wife. Do you know?"
"Are you lecturing us?" Han Dongtao asked angrily, his mouth twitching.
"Xiaoyong, can't you speak properly?" Sun Xiaomei also felt that Li Yong was too disrespectful.
The last three words "you know" are just like a police scolding a thief.
However, when I think about it carefully, what Li Yong said is very reasonable. Husband and wife really cannot be too serious.
The more serious you are, the faster your marriage will break down.
Li Yong softened his tone and said sincerely: "Dad, Mom, it's not that I want to teach you a lesson. It's that you have been married for so many years, don't you still know how to handle the relationship between husband and wife? I am your son-in-law. Take a look.
I made your daughter so happy that I didn’t even object to her making house rules for me."
"Don't I want to object? But is it interesting to object? As long as the wife is happy, the husband's life will be easier! Treat the wife as a queen, and the husband will be the emperor. Treat the wife as a shrew, and the husband will be a bastard."
"Do you want to be the emperor, or do you want to be a bastard?"
"Dad, I don't want to be your role model, but you really should learn from me. I already have thirty-six wives. Look at my house, how can I make you so troubled?
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Seeing that Sun Xiaomei and Han Dongtao were shocked and angry together, Li Yong quickly stopped: "Okay, I won't say it anymore, you must not forget it; in fact, every family has its own unique way of life, and sometimes
Not only will playing around not cause trouble, it will also promote the harmonious development of the relationship between husband and wife. I wish you a happy playing around."
"Have you found enough thirty-six wives?" Sun Xiaomei asked in shock.
"You little bastard, why are you looking for so many things? Aren't you afraid of dying from exhaustion?" Han Dongtao was so envious and jealous! He felt uncomfortable with envy, and his teeth were sore from jealousy. He wanted to slap Li Yong to death.
You marry thirty-six men to one man. Now that there are more men than women in China, how many men will want to be single!
Li Yong knew he had spilled the beans, so he hurriedly laughed and said, "I'm bragging."
"What are you bragging about in front of us?" Han Dongtao scolded, acting like a parent.
"Humph, let me ask Lulu to see how many you found." Sun Xiaomei picked up the phone and was about to make a call.
Li Yong hurriedly stopped him and said, "Mom, stop fighting. I've beaten enough. It's really thirty-six."
Han Dongtao had just felt better, but now he felt uncomfortable again: "Little bastard, you..."
"Shut up." As a result, before he finished speaking, he was scolded by Sun Xiaomei.
Sun Xiaomei grabbed Li Yong's hand affectionately and said with a smile: "Xiaoyong, since you have found enough thirty-six wives, can you continue to transform my physique and teach me to cultivate my inner strength? You teach me
Me!"
Li Yong hurriedly refused: "Mom, it's not possible now."
Sun Xiaomei looked disappointed: "How long do we have to wait?"
Li Yong scratched his hair and thought: "Mom, I have to wait until I open the Heavenly Mother Formation and take out the treasures in the Heavenly Mother Formation, then I can continue to transform your physique and teach you the method of cultivating inner strength. Mom,
Chapter completed!