Chapter 672 : Only the weak need love, and the old lady gets married directly!(1/2)
"Holy shit, what's your name??" Mu Xuan couldn't help but glare at her.
But Kesha expressed: "Who asked you to touch my feet...and you touched them randomly!!"
"Shouldn't I help you take a look?? I asked you to stand up earlier. Who wants to touch your smelly feet?? It smells like pickled cabbage...I almost made me vomit." Mu Xuan covered his nose.
, pretending to be disgusted.
This picture, as well as this deliberately artificial look, made Kesha very angry and said: "You...you are the one with stinky feet!! You are the one who smells like pickled vegetables..."
"Get out!!"
"I'm a girl...how could it smell like pickled vegetables?! Smell it yourself."
As she said that, Kesha deliberately kicked her beautiful feet towards Mu Xuan's face, wishing she could kick Mu Xuan away.
This bastard....
So abominable!!
He actually said to a woman that your feet smell stinky and smell like pickled vegetables.
How can it be??
I have severe mysophobia...
How could there be a slight smell?
Even if your current girlfriend Liang Bing smells bad, it is impossible for you to have it.
But this bastard still had a look of disgust on his face, having no idea how important feet are to a woman.
Melo Star and Tiancheng have always expressed this.
Men cannot touch their heads, women cannot touch their feet...
Not only did this bastard not shy away from this, he even kneaded it randomly.
Make yourself uncomfortable for a while.
Facing Kesha's deliberate kick on his face, Mu Xuan turned his head and dodged. Then, he suddenly stood up and said: "Smell your uncle!!"
"I don't have that bad taste..."
"If you are looking for it, just go find Hua Ye. He is willing to smell it...and maybe even kiss you a few times and lick it clean for you!!"
"You... ugh!! You bastard, go to hell." As soon as she said this, Kesha subconsciously pictured Hua Ye squatting in front of her, licking her feet, paired with Hua Ye's wretched look.
With an expression on her face, Kesha retched and almost vomited.
When Mu Xuan saw this, he burst out laughing and said, "Hahaha...see for yourself, you've even puked on your own feet!! Who would be curious!"
"Get out!!" Kesha glared at Mu Xuan angrily, gritted her teeth, tried to stand up and catch up with Mu Xuan, and gave Mu Xuan a big slap in the face.
However, as soon as she stood up, she felt a little weak and fell down as if she had stepped on the air.
Mu Xuan caught her directly.
Mu Xuan picked up Kesha, carried her on his back, and said in a solemn tone: "Stupid pig... don't move! I only restored the nervous system of your foot, but the blood circulation in your foot
Still not smooth..."
"If you can't stand up, wait until you go back and soak your feet... Only then will you return to normal."
"Before that...just don't move."
"Otherwise, if things get worse..."
"If you accidentally become a cripple, don't blame me for not explaining it."
"Hmph...Who asked you to make me angry? Who asked you to humiliate me??" Kesha didn't push Mu Xuan away, and fell on Mu Xuan's back naturally, but her tone
Still a little angry.
But there was no real attack. Instead, one hand tightly grabbed Mu Xuan's neck, fearing that he would slip off Mu Xuan's back due to imbalance.
Mu Xuan explained: "It's just a joke... Tu Yile!! Don't take it seriously..."
"I'm not happy at all!!" Kesha refused, grabbing Mu Xuan's ear like grabbing a steering wheel, pulling hard while complaining crazily.
Mu Xuan was in pain, so he slapped Kesha's butt with his backhand, and hurriedly shouted: "Let go... Your uncle's ears are going to fall off... Believe it or not, I'll beat you."
"You..." Kesha, who was spanked, had no choice but to put down her jade hand that was pulling Mu Xuan's ears and turned her head aside... Needless to say, she was really afraid that Mu Xuan would beat her.
After all, she only recently learned from Yutong and Liuyue that Mu Xuan used the seven wolves to transform her cynical and stupid sister who only wanted to play devil's advocate every day.
And he even beat them in front of Yutong and Liuyue.
The beating was severe.
Yutong's descriptions are vivid and vivid, making people feel like they are actually there.
If he was really beaten by Mu Xuan like Liang Bing, then he probably would never be able to raise his head and behave properly in front of Mu Xuan, a bastard, in this life.
However, Kesha was also quite shocked.
After beating Liang Bing, Liang Bing actually didn't hate Mu Xuan, but listened to Mu Xuan's words.
This made Keisha suspicious.
My sister...
Do you have some problems in your heart?
Um....
possible!!
This little girl, when she was a child, she took her to steal other people's fruits... When they were discovered by others, they were so frightened that they ran away. By accident, the little girl fell into a smelly ditch and turned herself into a black clay man.
Showing his big white teeth, he laughed.
.....
Mu Xuan carried Kesha on his back, and the atmosphere became a little tense.
No one spoke.
I don’t know whether it was because of embarrassment or because the two of them couldn’t find a topic of conversation.
Very boring....
Until Mu Xuan took the initiative to speak and found a topic.
The two of them started talking and laughing.
"Kesha... do you have any requirements for your significant other?" Mu Xuan asked in a very calm tone, as if he was chatting at home.
This is something Mu Xuan has always been curious about.
Not much to say.
Keisha in the future is very cold.
Just as the old aunt said, Kesha has been single for tens of thousands of years and has never fallen in love with anyone of the opposite sex. Mu Xuan thinks it is impossible.
It is impossible for such women to exist.
Especially since she is an angel.
In the original work, she said to Yan that true love will last forever.
This shows that Kesha is not a nun.
She is also an emotional woman.
It's impossible to really be alone.
It's just that because of her different status, she has always remained rational.
But this does not mean that Kesha has truly abstained from sex.
there must be.
deep down....
Mu Xuan suddenly became curious.
"The other half?? What other half??" Kesha was confused.
Mu Xuan put it another way and said: "That is, the criteria for choosing a mate... You understand this, right??"
"Oh!! Well...what's the requirement? In fact, there is no requirement!! You don't have to be too handsome, as long as you have the ability, everything will be done." Kesha answered naturally.
This made Mu Xuan startled and said: "Ha?? It will happen when conditions are ripe?? You also believe in fate??"
"No, I don't believe it...the thing about fate is more or less the result of self-comfort and self-deception...and what I mean is actually very simple."
"That means the time is ripe. And when the time is ripe, it is also called marriage. This needs to be established under various circumstances... For example, the man I like has at least one thing more than me!!"
"As for him, he is either stronger than me... or has a higher IQ than me."
"Either you are more capable than me."
"Otherwise...why should he marry me? Why should I marry him, right?? In marriage, there is actually very little true love. Most marriages are used to make up for the shortcomings of two people...
To be continued...